Sports in a Jailbird

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glastonbury17
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Sports in a Jailbird

Post by glastonbury17 »

So i'm one week in with a cb6000 and it's going well. I play sports though and i already know that this is going to be a problem.

I sometimes only see my gf/mistress on weekends so this is definitely going to be a 24/7 thing. Nearly everything i read on here points to the jailbird for 24/7 wear but does anyone have any experience playing sports with this?

The holy trainer sounds like what i need but 1) cleaning whilst locked up for so long looks like its going to be really hard, and 2) if i'm going to be spending that much i might as well look at the jb.

wearing a jb does sound like it will be the end of my football playing days though (i'm a goalkeeper so i dive around a lot too)

Any thoughts?
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Re: Sports in a Jailbird

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I would say there were few devices that would work as a goalie. Don't think it would be worth the risk, and huggy goal celebrations might be a bit awk :) As for the changing shed.

I've got a similar problem in that I cycle commute and have the problem that a:Lycra ain't cage compatible (I'm MAMIL roadie/Lycra fetishist) b: the movement and the ring get a bit much over long distances.

Happy to be corrected tho!
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Re: Sports in a Jailbird

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so you wear a jb? I cycle too so i was wandering about that also.

and yeh knew getting changed/showered with my team mates was a definite no no from the beginning lol
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No a CB6ks its okay biking short distances 2-3ks and in normal clothes. But longer distance plus bike gear would be a challenge, although the chamois may actually help.

CB has a thicker and squarer base ring than the JB so is probably worse in the respect.

No way you're gonna smuggle that budgie in your bibshorts though. Will have to dress as an mtb-er.
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Re: Sports in a Jailbird

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For those of us into fast, hard, contact, or otherwise active sports, you will have to make some tradeoffs. My interest is cycling and the CB shows up, even with the padded Lycra. Also, while I ave ridden a few miles on a more upright hybrid, I can't even wear cockrin when I'm on my roadie.

I know that we're all looking for the Holy Grail, but IMO, it still does not exist.
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Yeah, that's one limitation I'm gonna face, at minimum I'd be unlocked twice a day, and would have to have access to the key for the home run... And I don't know if I could give up the endorphinsy road bike facilitates.
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