Quirky KH Statements

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locked4her55
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Quirky KH Statements

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My wife just said something that made me laugh and also confirmed her continued commitment to our chastity lifestyle.

I was cleaning the bedroom today and came upon a key pinned to the dust ruffle on her side of our bed. "Humm, I wonder how long that's been there." When my wife came home from work she asked "How was your day honey?" I told her about finding the key and said "Thanks for allowing me to take care of myself". She shot me a look and said "that's fine if you chose to take care of yourself. Just remember, short term gain equals long term pain". My eyes widened and I felt a lump in my throat because I know that look and tone of voice. We have a super strong relationship and basically we don't lie to each other so she paused and waited for my response. I told that I hadn't used the key and just left it pinned there. She laughed and said "it wouldn't have done you any good because it's one of my fake keys I had made up that will go in the slot but not unlock the lock". Gotta love this woman. :D

So my question to all of you is:

What quirky thing has your KH said to you recently to let you know their all in?

Mine - "Just remember, short term gain equals long term pain".
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poor
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Last night Chatelaine just commented out of the blue: "Isn't it good?"

I responded with the obvious "Isn't what good?"

"That I have the key". Followed by a theatrical "Mwhahaha!"

She enjoys it a little too much sometimes.
poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another
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poor wrote:"That I have the key". Followed by a theatrical "Mwhahaha!"
Please tell me she was sitting with a glass of wine on a table and strummed her fingers together as she said that.
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The other day my KH wife seen my racing shirt on and it was #11 .. she made a comment about it, and I said yea its been more than 11 days since I have been teased!!..... She said I think I should put a 0 on the end of the eleven! .....(110 days) That was a conversation stopper for sure. She said no more about it soooo.... we will see what happens???

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Then today my KH took a teardrop ham out of the freezer today to unthaw it. and she said "I wonder if there is a bone in there?) I said "there has not been a bone in it for 2 months now" she rolled her head over her shoulder to look at me and said... not till some time in May buddy...dang

that will make you pay attention

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Sub Cy wrote:
poor wrote:"That I have the key". Followed by a theatrical "Mwhahaha!"
Please tell me she was sitting with a glass of wine on a table and strummed her fingers together as she said that.
Not far off. I'd just poured her a glass of wine.
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after our Saturday morning ritual and while we were having a coffee break Miss K looked down and softly said "I was thinking that I have more orgasms in a single Saturday than you will have the rest of your life....and she smiled....
the result was a stiffening in the ever present device....and i went back to what we were doing .... :D
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conrad wrote:after our Saturday morning ritual and while we were having a coffee break Miss K looked down and softly said "I was thinking that I have more orgasms in a single Saturday than you will have the rest of your life....and she smiled....
the result was a stiffening in the ever present device....and i went back to what we were doing .... :D
Now there's a goal worth shooting for.

Oh man did I just say that. :)
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Today we were speaking about a new device and i had just been handed down orders which is a first for the both of us and i got rather excited so i said as per our rules that i was getting a rise and was told to stop, we continued and it happened again and i was told "I will hit it with a ruler" taking this as a laugh i said don't threaten me with a good time and he responded " a METAL ONE " and then he laughed after that made my boys scrunch up
Back in the states after a severely cut stay thanks to the border control lowering my visit from 6 to 3 months. Doing long distance chastity with my fiance and keyholder jaysf. :mrgreen: