"Hello world" thread

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Re: "Hello world" thread

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Atone wrote: That is not a manly maid uniform. A butler uniform would be easy to come by but not really the same thing at all. It would seem to me that a manly maid uniform would have to incorporate both masculine and feminine attributes.
Yeah, guys? Y'all might be overthinking this one. The joke was meant to be an oxymoron - a manly maid? You know, like "jumbo shrimp" or "Microsoft Works".
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Microsoft Works"
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Re: "Hello world" thread

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TwistedMister wrote: You are welcome to enjoy any fetish you wish. It isn't that we are unfriendly to the fetish per se, it's that we are adults here and we tend to [try] to act like it most of the time. We talk as adults and tend to prefer to be talked to as adults. We exchange information and [sometimes] experiences, but we don't expect other members to coddle us or cater to our fetishes.

Some of us, including myself, have a cum fetish...but we don't expect others to call us "cum slut" or whatever. I have a fetish for cuckoldry and forced bisexuality but I don't come here to be called a 'little fag boy' or something like that.

We typically don't 'play' to each others' fantasies here. If you are looking for others to engage in your fantasy persona and to 'play' to it, you won't find that here. On the other hand, if you are looking for adult conversation on real issues/experiences having to do with chastity or other kinks, then you will certainly find plenty of *that* here.

Not all members share all of the kinks of other members but we respect each others' rights to enjoy his/her particular kink. But though we respect your right to enjoy your particular brand of kink, that does not confer any right to expect us to *indulge* in your particular kink *with* you.

You are welcome to stay, but you shouldn't expect other members to become immersed in your particular fantasy persona.
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Re: "Hello world" thread

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poor wrote:
TwistedMister wrote: You are welcome to enjoy any fetish you wish. It isn't that we are unfriendly to the fetish per se, it's that we are adults here and we tend to [try] to act like it most of the time. We talk as adults and tend to prefer to be talked to as adults. We exchange information and [sometimes] experiences, but we don't expect other members to coddle us or cater to our fetishes.

Some of us, including myself, have a cum fetish...but we don't expect others to call us "cum slut" or whatever. I have a fetish for cuckoldry and forced bisexuality but I don't come here to be called a 'little fag boy' or something like that.

We typically don't 'play' to each others' fantasies here. If you are looking for others to engage in your fantasy persona and to 'play' to it, you won't find that here. On the other hand, if you are looking for adult conversation on real issues/experiences having to do with chastity or other kinks, then you will certainly find plenty of *that* here.

Not all members share all of the kinks of other members but we respect each others' rights to enjoy his/her particular kink. But though we respect your right to enjoy your particular brand of kink, that does not confer any right to expect us to *indulge* in your particular kink *with* you.

You are welcome to stay, but you shouldn't expect other members to become immersed in your particular fantasy persona.
Truly Excellent. Can we pin this on the front door (perhaps without the 2nd para)
I'll edit this and put it into our stickies. It's an excellent summation of how we do things around here!
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Re: "Hello world" thread

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Something else we seem to run into. If you have an unusual kink/fetish doesn’t be offended if you are asked questions. On occasions an oddity will appear and inquiring minds want to know or better understand. Asking a valid question is different than belittling.
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thumper wrote:A place for all the newbies to prove they're not spamming scum. Welcome, newbies!
I couldn't help laughing at your phraseology, Thumper.

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Re: "Hello world" thread

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Hi MM - about time you showed up. :lol:
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Okay, smart ass. LOL ... Thank you for helping me kill the bugs so I could get here.
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I hold the keys to lockedandloaded. I'm very much enjoying this new journey. The biggest struggle thus far for me is maintaining the lead role. I'm realizing now that we have traded this role in the past.
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Re: "Hello world" thread

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Hello, queentease.

Welcome to the forums! I hear that struggling with the lead role is the case often with new KHs. Take your time, go at a pace you can maintain comfortably, and have fun! Also, asking questions and sharing various things you go through with other, more experienced KHs may help. I have yet to meet an experienced KH who doesn't also enjoy sharing her story and what she's learned along the way! I look forward to seeing you on the boards.
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