Busted?

[poor]

How close have you come to been to being found out by somebody 'not in the know'?

What happened and how did it all turn out?

[Tom Allen]

The CB3000 does raise a small bulge in snug jeans, so it's possible that I've raised a few eyebrows over the years, but nothing serious.

The only time somebody might have felt it was one night at my wife's work party - we were at a bar and one of her friends had to squeeze out from behind a table. I was backed up against the wall, and her ass brushed by me - and by "brushed by" I meant "squeezed snugly against". She turned and smiled, and I'm sure she simply thought I was excited to see her.

[poor]

Mine is straight out of the 'how not to do it' guide to getting your partner involved.

I had ordered a SSC Birdcage (uncomfortable metal cage) to be delivered to work and it had arrived a few days before Christmas so I told colleagues that it was a present and duly took it home the day before Christmas Eve which I had off but the wife didn't.

The next day I waited until our child was having her nap and went into our bedroom to try it on. I struggled to bend it to fit me and me to fit it until I finally got the lock in the hasp but hadn't shut it. Only then to realise that my wife was home from work early, in the house and coming up the stairs!!! I managed to get my pants on but not done up and all the packaging was on the bed so she naturally demanded to know what I had been doing.

I showed her the device and she angrily asked for the keys. I found them amongst the packaging on the bed and handed them over. She stormed out the bedroom and I heard the toilet flush. "Happy Christmas you fucking pervert!!" was her parting shot as she went downstairs. I closed the lock and followed her downstairs, convinced that I'd ruined Christmas, would probably be getting divorced and all that went with it.

Turns out she thought it was quite funny. She gave me the keys back the next day but it's taken years to get to the comfort point we are both at with it now.

[celticqueens_sub]

I found them amongst the packaging on the bed and handed them over. She stormed out the bedroom and I heard the toilet flush. "Happy Christmas you fucking pervert!!" was her parting shot as she went downstairs. I closed the lock and followed her downstairs, convinced that I'd ruined Christmas, would probably be getting divorced and all that went with it.

Turns out she thought it was quite funny. She gave me the keys back the next day but it's taken years to get to the comfort point we are both at with it now.

I bet when you heard the loo flush you must have had a bit of a shock!.... but I guess she kept the keys? I like her style! I think that it does take time and I also think it is something that evolves as our relationships do too? It has for me and CQ. It started as a 'game' but has now evolved into the way we live and is an integral part of our sex life. Neither of us can imagine going back to the way we were before. We actually started this early in our marriage, and we have been doing this for longer than not!

[poor]

Oh she can be a hoot and she has a truly wicked sense of humour; I still haven't totally forgiven her for the time that I told her that I thought my memory was getting worse and she spent the next week moving things like car keys and glasses from where I had left them to somewhere else I had been.

Back on topic: we were giving the kids a day out in the local National Forest site and my son really wanted to go on a high tree adventure course but he wasn't old enough to go by himself so I said I would go so he could. Chatelaine was quietly having kittens as they checked over the climbing harness before we started.