How do you address your kh?

[Tongue+groove]

It occurred to me the other day that during a conversation with a friend that I nearly referred to my wife as Mrs. Groove. Try explaining that slip of the tongue.( pun intended)

Recently I’ve noticed that I say “yes ma’am “ a lot.

Have I lost my mind? Have I become obsessed or brainwashed?

So my question, how do you refer to your kh? Or has your language with her altered? Such as my yes ma’am dilemma.

[KnownAsHerbert]

You will have noticed that I call Emmie, my wife and kh, Miss Emmie.
She has told me this is what is required, even where referring to her in my posts.
It felt rather strange at first. Well, very strange and slightly embarrassing if I'm being truly honest. I've got used to it now but not slipped up and used it in conversations with anyone else fortunately.

The rule has been extended (an extending rule?) to include her friend, Vikki. who I have to call, and refer to, as Miss Vikki. When I didn't do so in my posts, the ouchy stick came out to remind me. I won't forget again.

[KnownAsHerbert]

Further to my post in this thread from a few minutes ago, I would add that I don't think of Miss Vikki as my second keyholder, even if some of my friend on here do! She merely stood is as an emergency keyholder while Miss Emmie was away for a few days visiting her parents. It is true though, that Miss Vikki does still have a spare key...

[TwistedMister]

...I don't think of Miss Vikki as my second keyholder...It is true though, that Miss Vikki does still have a spare key...

First grade math: 1 + 1 + ?

[KnownAsHerbert]

...I don't think of Miss Vikki as my second keyholder...It is true though, that Miss Vikki does still have a spare key...

First grade math: 1 + 1 + ?

Ok, so technically, yeah, a keyholder in that she holds a key but not in the true sense of the term 'keyholder'.

[Tongue+groove]

Ok, so technically, yeah, a keyholder in that she holds a key but not in the true sense of the term 'keyholder

Does she have the authority to lock, unlock or refuse to hand it over to Miss emmie? Or is Miss Vikki more like my wife’s purse, dropped into the abyss of a black hole that with extreme effort it can be recovered.

Because if Miss Vikki is like my wife’s purse then I might have a secondary type of kh of sorts.

Some might say she’s not a true kh since she doesn’t wear it anymore. I find it quite arousing as she’s not concerned if it would get lost. She knows how to make it appear burdensome to find it.

[KnownAsHerbert]

Does she have the authority to lock, unlock or refuse to hand it over to Miss emmie?

The short answer is that I don't actually know! Probably not is my guess but if a genuine emergency had arisen while Miss Emmie was away, maybe she had permission to do whatever was necessary?

[Sam3655]

My wife prefers the title “My Queen”. So when I ask what time shall I have dinner ready and she tells me, I have gotten into the habit of saying “Yes Mum”. What can I say, everything I have learned of British Hierarchy is from watching the 1960’s Avengers with Steed and Mrs Peel.

[TwistedMister]

...everything I have learned of British Hierarchy is from watching the 1960’s Avengers with...Mrs Peel.

I always had the hots for her, even when I wasn't quite old enough to quite know what 'the hots' were about, especially when she was in black leather...

[Tongue+groove]

Sorry I don’t know who Mrs peel is but over here I have tossed a many times over Valerie bertinelli as an innocent one and of course who could forget loni Anderson as the ultimate femdom. So kind so gentle so demanding.