a while back I bought a bag of like 20 different sets of dice off amazon. Here is 2 sets.

I remember when I was a kid I loved dice and playing "Top secret" (Modern day D&D that was about being a spy or a secret agent) with my buddies.
Anyhow I get this last night. She has her own set that I gave her.
"Do you want me to give you a blow job?"
"yes!"
She pulled out a 20 sided dice.
"If you roll higher you get a blowjob, if you lose it is off to bed."
I rolled a 9.. (That kind of sucks but that is like a 45% chance.)
she rolled a 14.
shit...
she laughed. "No blowjob for you tonight." grabbed my balls and started rubbing them. "Time for bed. better luck next time I get the urge. Good night honey"