Husband Improvement Device

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attentive_husband
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Husband Improvement Device

Post by attentive_husband »

So I came up with a new name for my contender that my wife loves - the Husband Improvement Device. And it's a lot more innocuous sounding.

I like it because it's actually very descriptive of it's primary impact (according to my wife).
locked4now
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Re: Husband Improvement Device

Post by locked4now »

Or a HID for short.
jfenoffti
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In vanilla company, I can foresee the following dialogue: "Did you hide the HID?" "Yes, I hid the HID." "Where did you hide the HID?" "I hid the HID under the rawhide, so the HID is hidden." "Good."
peter_rabbit
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Re: Husband Improvement Device

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attentive_husband wrote:So I came up with a new name for my contender that my wife loves - the Husband Improvement Device. And it's a lot more innocuous sounding.

I like it because it's actually very descriptive of it's primary impact (according to my wife).
I knew we found the right device when she asked me to lock up in my Contender again. She said I was "more well mannered" in it. :)