Having a bit of a lazy moment over a coffee and thinking about where we are.
The second half of the year's trial. Herbi's over the third week syndrome of the latest lockup so shouldn't have any trouble completing Locktober and beyond.
Beyond because of penalties added.
Three weeks to go but there'll be a change of cage soon.
The middle-sized steel that he calls tiny.
That will be for the rest of the three weeks.
With the orgasm-free month of Locktober done, he's average will be down again. At 1.14 we're getting ever closer to our target.
Also been musing over the past few months.
I wish I'd kept a diary or journal, a real paper and pen thing I mean.
I know I could go back over what we've both posted here and make one retrospectively but it'd be quite a task. Also there are things that have happened that never made it onto out threads on here.
Might be nice to try though.
Herbi's at work today and tomorrow.
He's fine and happy.
His text message (that he's required to send one - of my rules) confirmed it. "All good. Comfortable and Secure"
He's told me that sending that message from work usually gets him hard.
I'm fine and happy too. Settled into this lifestyle now.
I'm going to sort out another trip to see my parents and the end of November is looking likely. My deputy has confirmed that she's ready to step in. Well done Vikki!
[KHEmmi] Emmie's version
Re: [KHEmmi] Emmie's version
Everything's better with a locked male. Better still with a nude, locked male.
Re: [KHEmmi] Emmie's version
So it's November and we've made it through Locktober, bringing his average down to 1.14 (since April when we started)
One more orgasm this year will mean the average of 1.00 is reached. Just a question of whether it's in November or December then.
Unlocking not due until 14th November at the earliest, which is almost December anyway, isn't it?
Sorry, just thinking out loud.
2025 just around the corner and I wonder if we'll meet the aim of “less then 1.00” on the basis that “once a month is more than enough”. That phrase has stuck!
Maybe letting him come in every month that has 31 days in it? There's 7 of those. 7 times in the year then.
That would be 0.58 so should keep everybody happy!
One more orgasm this year will mean the average of 1.00 is reached. Just a question of whether it's in November or December then.
Unlocking not due until 14th November at the earliest, which is almost December anyway, isn't it?
Sorry, just thinking out loud.
2025 just around the corner and I wonder if we'll meet the aim of “less then 1.00” on the basis that “once a month is more than enough”. That phrase has stuck!
Maybe letting him come in every month that has 31 days in it? There's 7 of those. 7 times in the year then.
That would be 0.58 so should keep everybody happy!
Everything's better with a locked male. Better still with a nude, locked male.
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Re: [KHEmmi] Emmie's version
Nice use of the word “our”At 1.14 we're getting ever closer to our target.

As for the paper and pen journal. I did that for the three months prior to joining here. It’s strange to go back and see the trial and errors in cages. The confusion with Mrs. G. And the frustrations with lockups. Strange emotions all around.
Now it’s just a part of life. We don’t worry too much about where we go or who we see. The cage is the least of our concerns. Sometimes when we’re out she leaves the key at home. She says if there’s really no reason to worry about having it with us.
She says ‘it’s cute’ in the nub. 

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Or perhaps the months with 30 days.KHEmmi wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2024 8:14 am
2025 just around the corner and I wonder if we'll meet the aim of “less then 1.00” on the basis that “once a month is more than enough”. That phrase has stuck!
Maybe letting him come in every month that has 31 days in it? There's 7 of those. 7 times in the year then.
That would be 0.58 so should keep everybody happy!
There are 5 of them.
The average then is 0.416.
And you don't have any consecutive months of cumming, such as July or August. And December and January.
The festival of the winter cage, no orgasm for three months. And the party of the summer dry, not having an orgasm for two months.

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Sounds too complicated Waki86, maybe keep it simple?
Just once a year on his birthday?

Just once a year on his birthday?

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Love the help and support for Emmi
Poor Herbi, hang in there Buddy.
Poor Herbi, hang in there Buddy.
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Worryingly, there are actually only 4 waki. Because February only has 28 or 29. So only the months with 30 days is a bit scary.waki86 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 05, 2024 6:15 amOr perhaps the months with 30 days.KHEmmi wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2024 8:14 am
2025 just around the corner and I wonder if we'll meet the aim of “less then 1.00” on the basis that “once a month is more than enough”. That phrase has stuck!
Maybe letting him come in every month that has 31 days in it? There's 7 of those. 7 times in the year then.
That would be 0.58 so should keep everybody happy!
There are 5 of them.
I also don't think Miss Emmie needs any more ideas. She's got plenty of her own!
Hang on a minute... . This is FLR! We've been living a FLR!
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Just popped in to my thread and realised that I'd not written anything on it for a while.
Pleased to see that others have contributed and kept it alive for me.
Been a bit of a busy week.
Herbi been busy working, sometimes out and sometimes at home.
He's getting a bit crazy now and wants out of the middle sized cage but as soon as he's in something else he'll want to change again in no time.
As I say, always wanting what is not.
He accuses me of talking nonsense because that phrase doesn't make sense but I know what it means and that's good enough.
He's due to be unlocked sometime towards the end of next week but does he get to erupt or is it straight into a different cage for a while...?
Pleased to see that others have contributed and kept it alive for me.
Been a bit of a busy week.
Herbi been busy working, sometimes out and sometimes at home.
He's getting a bit crazy now and wants out of the middle sized cage but as soon as he's in something else he'll want to change again in no time.
As I say, always wanting what is not.
He accuses me of talking nonsense because that phrase doesn't make sense but I know what it means and that's good enough.
He's due to be unlocked sometime towards the end of next week but does he get to erupt or is it straight into a different cage for a while...?
Everything's better with a locked male. Better still with a nude, locked male.
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Decisions, decisions, hmmm? Poor guy. Maybe just a drop or two to take a little pressure off the top.does he get to erupt or is it straight into a different cage for a while...?
Mrs. G has been known to bring forth the slightest dribble in such circumstances. Just enough to let me taste it.
Beautifully brutal.

She says ‘it’s cute’ in the nub. 

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No dribbles yet and he's enjoying the Nub again right now.Tongue+groove wrote: ↑Fri Nov 08, 2024 3:26 pmDecisions, decisions, hmmm? Poor guy. Maybe just a drop or two to take a little pressure off the top.does he get to erupt or is it straight into a different cage for a while...?
Mrs. G has been known to bring forth the slightest dribble in such circumstances. Just enough to let me taste it.
Beautifully brutal.![]()
It seems that I can extend his stay without causing any upset or worries these days.
He'll come one day though. Not going to make him wait for ever.
A bit of a dilemma for me. If he comes once more in 2024 we hit the average of 1.00 but any more than once and we won't.
Not that the average is the be all and end all of course.
Maybe I should make 2025 the year of the 'less than once a month' average?
Apart from that uncertainty I think I've settled into my role now.
Herbi has settled into his too.
The year's not up but the trial is already declared a success.
Everything's better with a locked male. Better still with a nude, locked male.