[KnownAsHerbert] New chapter

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Re: [KnownAsHerbert] New chapter

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Discovering all over again what the big cage is all about. Unlike the others, I can feel it, day and night. It's heavy and the narrow bars rub as it moves around. The smaller ones don't have the weight and don't move. It's only been a few days and already it's doing its worst (or is it its best?) in keeping me aware of its presence. Miss Emmie is being very cuddly and loving at the moment, which is nice of course. Dressed once again in her tight shorts and crop top, demanding that I “Kneel” from time to time, and succeeding in keeping me hard with lots of little touches and hugs. Maybe she's doing it more because she knows what the big cage does to me.

I've been told to expect a longer stretch in this one after all the recent quick changeovers, at least until the new year, but there was a hint of another orgasm in December, even though that will mess up her averages. She doesn't seem to be worried by the averages at the moment. The only other clue that she's let out is that January will be a locked month, starting the new year with 0.00 as the new average. I hope it doesn't remain at 0.00 for too long.

Anyway, all set for Christmas I think. Visiting my folks on Christmas day. No plans for the rest of the holiday period so will be making the most of the break.
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Re: [KnownAsHerbert] New chapter

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. starting the new year with 0.00 as the new average.
Mrs. G isn’t into the numbers thing, however I have had reason to think about the start of the new year at zero. Maybe I just worry too much.
She says ‘it’s cute’ in the nub. ;)
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Returning to the bedroom with coffee for us both this morning, finding Miss Emmie sitting up in bed waiting. “Ooo, someone's hard this morning” were her first words.

She wasn't wrong. Nearly a week in the big cage and things were getting desperate. I'd been hard for a long time already. Persistent is the word. She cuddled up to me as I got back into bed. Drinking coffee and talking about various things including the next few days as I'm off work until the New Year. Drinks drinked and she said to snuggle back down for a while. Seemed like a good idea. No reason to get out of bed yet. No plans.

After some beans, she curled around me and reached around me for the cage. There's just enough space between the bars of the big cage to stroke the contents, which didn't make things any easier but it was nice so I didn't object. She them reached underneath from behind and grabbed my balls, pulling them backward between my legs. That was nice too but dangerous. It felt like I was about to explode. I called out “Stop!” but she said “Why? I haven't told you that you're not allowed to come”, which was true. She hadn't. Her playtime continued without a stop until I think I said something like “Nah nah, no no stop arghh, whuh whuh ungnnnn...” and it was too late. Another first for me. A huge mess and still caged. Miss Emmie laughed and then said “Go and get cleaned up, you messy beast”.

Cleaned up and feeling strangely woozy. No let up from the big cage apparently.

Em: You've blown the averages.
Me: Mmm. I guess so. December's been a busy month.
Em: No more orgasms for you this year.
Me: Oh.
Em: Don't worry, there's always next year.
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Re: [KnownAsHerbert] New chapter

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I think Miss E took notice of one of my suggestions, at least! 😂
So now you have an extra possibility to contend with- not getting unlocked doesn’t mean you won’t be allowed to cum which makes a nice symmetry with getting unlocked for hygiene checks but not cumming.
So another in her arsenal of tricks for next year and oh so many more she can yet try…
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. Another first for me. A huge mess and still caged
This is still a hurdle I haven’t been able to overcome. Not sure how some on here like yourself are able to accomplish a caged mess with so little effort. Maybe someday?
She says ‘it’s cute’ in the nub. ;)
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Re: [KnownAsHerbert] New chapter

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I'm calling foul!

Not an actual orgasm. A caged orgasm is no way an orgasm. Its just... just like canned laughter ha ha ha... ha. It isnt real.

Average should stay unchanged say I (for the not a lot it's worth)

Well done and all that Herbs.

Although all the credit really goes to Miss Emmie. Hats of to you milady.

I m happy to say I didn't make a suggestion or assume any credit for this :lol:
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Re: [KnownAsHerbert] New chapter

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Well, something new added at least.
I decided that it really doesn't matter whether it counts or not because even without it the average is blown. But I'm not bothered by that.
We're nearly up to 9 months of the trial done. Only 3 to go.
we both know (as does everyone on here!) that it's been successful, but we won't sign off on that until 31 March when the year's up.

We know that he can go 12 weeks now. Plus another stretch of 9 weeks achieved.
But overall, once a month feels about right. On average. For now at least.
Herbi's very good a waiting patiently these days.
Getting good at lots of things actually.
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Re: [KnownAsHerbert] New chapter

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. I'm calling foul!
You make a valid point and I appreciate the humor of your post. But if I may say, what Miss Emmie says is the way it is.

FWIW there are times (her vanilla streaks) that I would gladly clean up a messy cage.
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Happy New Year!

It's been pointed out to me that it's not only the first day of the new year (which I already knew) but it's also the first day of the final three months of our trial (which I also knew).

Astonished to find that I've only been wearing this big cage for 11 nights. It feels like a month and I've had enough of it. Bring back the Nub. All is forgiven. Unfortunately, Miss Emmie has said that the big cage is staying locked for a bit longer yet. Maybe a change of cage won't be too far off but I'm not expecting to be unlocked for any pleasure during January. Inspection, hygiene, and possible edging, but no orgasm.

We're having an easy day and despite the wind and rain will get out for a walk later this afternoon. A bit of exercise and fresh air and then back indoors by about 4pm when it will be almost dark again anyway. No plans (that I know of) for the evening.

Starting 2025 with the average reset to zero and a nice tight cage.
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Re: [KnownAsHerbert] New chapter

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Starting 2025 with the average reset to zero and a nice tight cage.
Congratulations you’re not playing catch up. So you’re further ahead than you’ve ever been. That means every day has a hint of promise. At least more promise than you’ve had in the past. :lol:
She says ‘it’s cute’ in the nub. ;)