[KHEmmi] Emmie's version

[KHEmmi]

Our "trial year" ran from 1st April till 31st March.
So now we're in "Chastity year 2"
However, I've decided that I was over-complicating things and I'm doing away with "chastity years"

Instead I'm going to measure averages solely on calendar years.

As Herbi appreciates, I'm proud of our stats. They are now nice and simple:

2025
Orgasms: 2
Average per month: 0.40

Not only proud of the average but I think 0.40 is about right too. It's nice.

[Nick0965]

With where @KnownAsHerbert is with his orgasms, he has been averaging 50 days between.

27th December 2024 to 14th Feb 2025 = 49 days
14th Feb 2025 to 6th April 2025 = 51 days.
Average 50 days.

That would give him 7 orgasms this year (he's overdue by the way...) for a score of 0.58 for the year.

To get down to 0.4 you need to make the period between orgasms longer and stretch it to 90 days for the year.

That means his orgasms for the rest of the year are due on or around 5th July, 3rd October and 31st December to hit 0.42

[KnownAsHerbert]

With where @KnownAsHerbert is with his orgasms, he has been averaging 50 days between.

27th December 2024 to 14th Feb 2025 = 49 days
14th Feb 2025 to 6th April 2025 = 51 days.
Average 50 days.

That would give him 7 orgasms this year (he's overdue by the way...) for a score of 0.58 for the year.

To get down to 0.4 you need to make the period between orgasms longer and stretch it to 90 days for the year.

That means his orgasms for the rest of the year are due on or around 5th July, 3rd October and 31st December to hit 0.42

Your meticulous approach and precision are on a par with Emmie's own and I'm sure she will be impressed.
I was hoping for an average as close to 1.00 as possible (without exceeding it of course because that would be just plain silly).
0.42 sounds scarily low though.

[Nick0965]

Your meticulous approach and precision are on a par with Emmie's own and I'm sure she will be impressed.
I was hoping for an average as close to 1.00 as possible (without exceeding it of course because that would be just plain silly).
0.42 sounds scarily low though.

Apologies, data is "what I do" and love statistics...

[Tongue+groove]

. and love statistics...

Sorry to jump in here, but being a retired math teacher I just couldn’t resist. Every time I started a new stats class I began with my stats motto of “liars figure and figures lie”. One of the projects I would assign had students involved with destroying the data used in advertising.

Most recently I had a discussion with a representative from my electric coop. They raised meter base fees in order to keep price per kilowatt down. I asked him if he thought everyone was that gullible. Created quite a debate. He literally did not understand the difference in the impact on low end users vs. high end.

Thanks, ill back out now.

[Nick0965]

Thanks, ill back out now.

I don't think Mrs G will let you

[KHEmmi]

That means his orgasms for the rest of the year are due on or around 5th July, 3rd October and 31st December to hit 0.42

Data and stats are cool, aren't they?

I love how you've mapped out the rest of Herbi's in your final paragraph. I think 5th July is reasonable for his next release too. That'll be 13 weeks since he last blew.

[KHEmmi]

Herbi was allowed his change of cage, plus a relaxing hot bath, and an edge last night.

I think it's my turn for some pleasure this evening.
He can give me a hot bath, drying off, massage and cuddle now.
Later on, he can make me come once or twice before settling down to sleep. Maybe three times would be nice.

He's still adjusting to the Cobra but hopefully he'll sleep a bit better tonight and be refreshed and ready for duty in the morning.

[KHEmmi]

So today is the 1st June, which means five full months of 2025 have flown past and I've only let Herbi cum twice. So 0.40 is officially recognised. Yay!

There were a lot of messages yesterday.
Herbs won't be on here much today as I have other things for him to do.

He has been very patient and obedient, and hasn't known what to expect. He's taken everything one day at a time and done very well.
As well as being the first day of a new month, today is also the day that he's chalked up 8 weeks since his last orgasm.
I don't mind letting him know my plan at this stage. I may dive back into secrecy next time but for now, I am planning on another month.
Make June orgasm-free for Herbi. Let's aim for his longest period of denial to date, 13 weeks, a quarter of a year, 91 days, however you want to express it. As we enter July, his average will be 0.33 and that will be a record achievement.

Fourteen months down the line and doing so well.

Hopefully, I am going to visit my parents next weekend so Miss Vikki will be in charge again.
Herbi will be back in the 38 by then so he can enjoy a bit more room while I'm away.
He can have a lovely weekend with room to grow with no chance of relief.
Horny, frustrated, alone, and no masturbation. How does that sound, Herbs?

There, Herbi. Now you know my plans.
Is it better knowing, or being kept in the dark and finding out only when things happen?

[KHEmmi]

We're heading off for an early night. Some might say it's more like a late afternoon (8pm) but we're both gazoonied for some reason. Just want to settle down and snuggle up.