Another room?

[Tongue+groove]

. Since the time still has to be completed

Good point.

[denied_one]

. Since the time still has to be completed

Good point.

Welp we see which way ole Herbi went.

He couldn't pass up the fairy look in the small cobra nub.

I imagine it would have been much more fun in the aforementioned BIG cage.

Alas, such is the mind fuck

[denied_one]

With where @KnownAsHerbert is with his orgasms, he has been averaging 50 days between.

27th December 2024 to 14th Feb 2025 = 49 days
14th Feb 2025 to 6th April 2025 = 51 days.
Average 50 days.

That would give him 7 orgasms this year (he's overdue by the way...) for a score of 0.58 for the year.

To get down to 0.4 you need to make the period between orgasms longer and stretch it to 90 days for the year.

That means his orgasms for the rest of the year are due on or around 5th July, 3rd October and 31st December to hit 0.42

I'm so sure Herbi is so grateful for your analysis and assistance to his KH... Yikes!

[Nick0965]

I'm so sure Herbi is so grateful for your analysis and assistance to his KH... Yikes!

I'm new to this forum. Just here to help, and manage expectations! Honest!

[Chosen_Jackal]

With friends like this…

[denied_one]

With friends like this…

Eee....you said "friend" lol

[denied_one]

Your meticulous approach and precision are on a par with Emmie's own and I'm sure she will be impressed.
I was hoping for an average as close to 1.00 as possible (without exceeding it of course because that would be just plain silly).
0.42 sounds scarily low though.

Apologies, data is "what I do" and love statistics...

"Apologies" to the scarily low (not fun or welcome or happy - scary) suggestion....I'm CTHU

[denied_one]

Thanks, ill back out now.

I don't think Mrs G will let you

Don't I know that feeling!

[denied_one]

This past week has been mostly quiet and relatively easy to deal with, but the weeks before was hell.

This whole lifestyle is difficult for me to reconcile in my mind at times exactly because of what C_J says here.

I never thought I would entertain a sex life that could be described as "hell" to get through....yikes!

[denied_one]

And the answer is yes, he has. Apparently he found it hilarious.

I'm waiting for the Tuesday evening, out of football season, when Miss Vikki brings her man, suitably caged, along

Did you not read this part?

Miss Vikki and Miss Emmie discussed this once, in front of me as if I wasn't even there!

And the answer is yes, he has. Apparently he found it hilarious.

The guy found it hilarious. I'd be mortified