Chastity Myths

[Dev]

She immediately discovered the benefits...

So immediately that she put on her leather bustier and thigh-high boots, and grabbed her whip, items that her previously un-chaste husband never even knew were hidden in her closet...

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[davidphd1866]

...after she stepped on me with those thigh-high boots I signed all of my bank accounts over to her....

(do you think that EVER happened?)

[Celtic Queen]

Well it wasn't as immediate as that, no.

[davidphd1866]

ahhh! I should have known!

[poor]

The 'inescapable' device made from secret materials in a research lab with a spring loaded anti-tamper system that would neuter the wearer if triggered...

My eyesight would improve...

She was so happy with what she had done she took me around to her hot friend and made me show her what a good pussy licker I'd become...

[davidphd1866]

Another myth I find humorous:

"You can only be truly secure with a full belt."

What does truly secure really mean? THAT word (secure) is also a myth....

David

[curiouscat83]

Well, I don't know how y'all got into chastity, but as for me -- my man-hating mother-in-law who'd just gone through a divorce locked me up on my wedding night to prove to her daughter that there was only one way to keep a man good!

(No really, I swear... )

[curiouscat83]

Oh, and then my wife totally became this super-uber-domina who loves laughing at my tiny sissy clitty while she rides real men... (heh)

[kris727]

Okay, as a straight, non-sissy crossdresser who is new to the group, I just had to say that reading these was hilarious. Hilarious as I've encountered every single one of these multiple times on other forums. I would just shake my head and move on to the next post, hoping for some nugget of wisdom, or even sanity.

I don't recall where I found *this* message board hiding, but I'm really glad I found a place that seems to be comprised of real adults simply interested in making chastity work within their relationships.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and be my wife's foot stool for the next 4 hours as she completely went 180-degrees away from Vanilla the moment I mentioned a chastity device. Oh, and she keeps hinting that she's going to drug me and when I wake up I will have been out for several weeks, I'll be castrated, and I'll likely have been given breasts via silicone implant along with plastic surgery to make me look more femme. lol...

[Dev]

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and be my wife's foot stool for the next 4 hours as she completely went 180-degrees away from Vanilla the moment I mentioned a chastity device. Oh, and she keeps hinting that she's going to drug me and when I wake up I will have been out for several weeks, I'll be castrated, and I'll likely have been given breasts via silicone implant along with plastic surgery to make me look more femme. lol...

I love this one...I've read so many variations on it and every time it cracks me up. It's right up there with waking up in a hotel bathtub, packed in ice, and discovering one of your kidneys had been removed during the night (after being drugged and having fabulous sex!). What a night!

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