Living the real life under lock and key
KHEmmi
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by KHEmmi » Thu May 30, 2024 12:57 pm
Mr Pickle wrote: ↑ Thu May 30, 2024 12:40 pm
"if the hat fits".
She's right. There'll be no need.
One fiddly operation once a month is no great hardship.
Everything's better with a locked male. Better still with a nude, locked male.
Mr Pickle
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by Mr Pickle » Sat Jun 01, 2024 9:04 am
When the going gets tough.
Cage fever comes with a slice of despair, a few ounces of paranoia, a dollop of frustration and a pinch of hope
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Me. "I only got 30 seconds, that's not fair". C. "life's not fair, suck it up"
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by ponylady » Sat Jun 01, 2024 1:01 pm
Mr Pickle wrote: ↑ Sat Jun 01, 2024 9:04 am
When the going gets tough.
Cage fever comes with a slice of despair, a few ounces of paranoia, a dollop of frustration and a pinch of hope
This one smells like pure desperation.
Mr Pickle
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by Mr Pickle » Sun Jun 02, 2024 4:08 pm
Ouch!
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Me. "I only got 30 seconds, that's not fair". C. "life's not fair, suck it up"
KHEmmi
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by KHEmmi » Mon Jun 03, 2024 12:31 am
Love the stern looks.
And the huge keys!
Great stuff
Everything's better with a locked male. Better still with a nude, locked male.
Mr Pickle
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by Mr Pickle » Mon Jun 03, 2024 12:06 pm
You'd be surprised how big the key looks from this side of the fence. Sometimes I can't see past it.
Added another pic not quite as stern.
Me. "I only got 30 seconds, that's not fair". C. "life's not fair, suck it up"
KHEmmi
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by KHEmmi » Mon Jun 03, 2024 2:46 pm
And someone in the new picture doesn't look very happy.
Today, so far, does count.
Everything's better with a locked male. Better still with a nude, locked male.
Mr Pickle
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by Mr Pickle » Wed Jun 05, 2024 3:31 am
Only once. But not for me.
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by KnownAsHerbert » Wed Jun 05, 2024 6:07 am
Mr Pickle wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 05, 2024 3:31 am
Only once. But not for me.
Why does that expression look so familiar?
Hang on a minute... . This is FLR! We've been living a FLR!
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by KnownAsHerbert » Wed Jun 05, 2024 8:56 am
There's one here for every situation, isn't there?
After locking the cage and handing Emmie the key last night, she didn't say how long it would be until I'm next unlocked.
She still hasn't told me today. I know that later this evening, we will sit down to eat, or watch a bit of TV, and finally settle down to sleep, and there's a great possibility that she still won't have told me. I also know that I will be dying to ask but I'm not allowed to .
Sure enough, there's one for this situation. It's caption is "You don't ask. You wait".
Hang on a minute... . This is FLR! We've been living a FLR!