So how big do they get?

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So how big do they get?

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... your balls, that is.

You hear plenty about guys' balls getting heavy when they haven't cum in awhile... I haven't experienced all too much of this, I don't think. My last orgasm was around a month ago and I guess I'm feeling a little heavier down there, but I might be making that up. For those of you who have gone months on end... do you get noticeably fuller balls? And is there a point when they just stop inflating? I must admit I'd feel some pride in carrying around a pair of golf ball sized nuts for my wife. Curious to hear about your experiences.
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Decker wrote: For those of you who have gone months on end... do you get noticeably fuller balls? And is there a point when they just stop inflating? I must admit I'd feel some pride in carrying around a pair of golf ball sized nuts for my wife. .
Oh, easily golf balls. Hell, after three months it's more like tennis balls. But we only do that in the summer, when I can wear baggier clothes so nobody notices them. In fact, my friends have a band, and they wrote a song about it. It used to be on the radio.
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Decker wrote:... your balls, that is.

You hear plenty about guys' balls getting heavy when they haven't cum in awhile... I haven't experienced all too much of this, I don't think. My last orgasm was around a month ago and I guess I'm feeling a little heavier down there, but I might be making that up. For those of you who have gone months on end... do you get noticeably fuller balls? And is there a point when they just stop inflating? I must admit I'd feel some pride in carrying around a pair of golf ball sized nuts for my wife. Curious to hear about your experiences.
The balls of All the men in the world that have had a vasectomy just get continuously bigger and bigger regardless of orgasm. As your balls only produce sperm and now sperm can't go anywhere they will obviously inflate for ever. I had a vasectomy 1 year ago and now my balls weigh in at 28 lbs each and are the size of pumpkins. I suspect that eventually they will explode. They never tell you that having a vasectomy is actually terminal. :D
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celticqueens_sub wrote: The balls of All the men in the world that have had a vasectomy just get continuously bigger and bigger regardless of orgasm. As your balls only produce sperm and now sperm can't go anywhere they will obviously inflate for ever. I had a vasectomy 1 year ago and now my balls weigh in at 28 lbs each and are the size of pumpkins. I suspect that eventually they will explode. They never tell you that having a vasectomy is actually terminal. :D
Fortunately, Mrs. Edge has gone through (early) menopause, so I don't need a vasectomy.

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Question for Tom Allen: What was the name of the song? Question for celticqueens_sub: Are they our new exploding secret weapon with our troops overseas?
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wow, you guys are harsh today.
Decker wrote:For those of you who have gone months on end... do you get noticeably fuller balls? And is there a point when they just stop inflating?
No, the testicles do not get any larger after a long lockup. The body just absorbs the sperm that doesn't get removed the old fashioned way.

Occasionally my entire scrotum gets a little larger but that is fluid retention (edema) around the testicles. Usually this happens in the early morning after an attempted nocturnal erection. It goes away on its own. If it is bothering me for some reason then I just cup then entire scrotum with both hands and give it a gentle squeeze and everything goes back to normal. I assume the fluid is then absorbed normally once it is not trapped in the scrotum.
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Mike Bekoff wrote:Question for Tom Allen: What was the name of the song? Question for celticqueens_sub: Are they our new exploding secret weapon with our troops overseas?
Now there;s an idea.... Nuclear nads.... Ummmm I'm off to the shed to build one.. :geek:
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wow, you guys are harsh today.
:D couldn't resist....
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To celticqueens_sub: I can't wait to hear all about your "weapons delivery system!"
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