Peeing in the woods

[Shepherdsflock]

I earned a better appreciation today for what women go through when they have to pee outdoors. I was mountain biking in the woods and had to pee really bad. I was several miles from trail head where the restrooms are. There was nobody anywhere close to where I was, so I decided to do the only thing I could do. I learned how squat and pee like a girl. It wasn't as easy as I expected. I had to hold my shorts out of the way and kind of stick my butt way out to get the urine stream not to hit my shorts.

I told my wife about it and she burst out laughing and said, "You really love me!".

[Caged55]

My Madam KH has always insisted that I squat and pee - in front of her, when we out camping. She loves it, says it's keeps me in my place an reminds her who is in control. I can easily pee standing up in my JB or CB6000s, but when she is near - it's squatting to pee what she wants to see...

[Michele]

I literally just giggled out loud at this

[Tom Allen]

Being able to pee conveniently is one of my criteria for a device. I modified the tips of my C3000, CB6000, and Fort to make them more accommodating.

My A080 had the bars spaced appropriately.

[XKB8R]

This has been one of my concerns. Being in the construction field, sometimes there's a porta-potty nearby, but sometimes there just isn't. If all one has to do is pee, the only real concern is finding a convenient spot out of sight of any passers by. I've been locked in the Queen's Keep for three days now, and fortunately haven't been out of range of someplace to sit and pee, but I figured I'd have to give it a try standing up sooner of later, so last night I did.

I could be proven wrong on the next try, but I think the problem isn't going to be so much that I'll get pee on my pants, as it is that there's real difficulty in hitting a target as small as a urinal or toilet bowl from that range. I tried that experiment here at home, and had to wipe up the floor a good foot to the left of the toilet.

Increase the size of the acceptable target to something as large as "the ground", and hopefully I can manage...