Poetry - Limericks

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addadayplease
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Re: Poetry - Limericks

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Atone wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 9:49 am
addadayplease wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:38 am
One inventer can measure
The internal pressure
With a built-in blue digital gauge
Is this really a thing? I am so out of the loop, sounds kind of cool. So much potential.
Not that I’m aware. Limericks are just for fun.
I just love playing with rhythm and rhyme. But give it time and perhaps someone will invent such a thing.
One thing is for sure you can’t stop progress even for this.
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She is the Queen of our domain - and I am happy to be her consort. I await her good pleasure...and her pleasures are ohOhOH so good! We did a real LOCKTOBER with her enjoying 10 ohoHOHspasms, and me enjoying 0 orgasms.
addadayplease
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Re: Poetry - Limericks

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The parochial school on the right
Taught masturbation would result in God’s smite.
So each scrotum and cock
Was caged up with a lock
To be removed by their wives wedding night.

The keys were sent to both Mom and Dad.
“For the salvation of your sweet lad.
We take a proactive stance
With what is in your son’s pants.
We think it best if he stays iron-clad.”

The code was given to each boy’s mom.
“You can use it at ‘goodboys.com”
Take it off once each week
From his pubescent physique
But make sure it is on for the prom.”

And the girls? “Why they don’t have such needs!”
We can’t imagin their hands do such deeds.”
(But with coconut greases
They did pleasure their creases
With varying pressures and speeds.)
My God! With a string of prayer beads!)

The “birds and bees” class introduction
Had a hidden unseen repercussion.
Instead of condoms, cold cages
And a manual; eighty pages!
With an appendix: “How to handle seduction.”

The only want to get some cages on…there.
Is to float them on warm compressed air.
Very few can master it
One woman got it past ‘er clit.
She retired as a big billionaire.

The only way to get some cages on
Is to try them at dusk, not at dawn.
For the swelling of mornings
Can remain without warnings.
You should measure it to the micron.

She spread out "her" cages on the floor.
"Count them! He did - "Twenty-four."
With voice commanding and gruff
She said "Not nearly enough!"
So she told him to order six more.
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She is the Queen of our domain - and I am happy to be her consort. I await her good pleasure...and her pleasures are ohOhOH so good! We did a real LOCKTOBER with her enjoying 10 ohoHOHspasms, and me enjoying 0 orgasms.
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