A moment of silliness

[m&C]

Please excuse this moment of silliness, but this little ditty popped in to my head...

There was a good hubby who was Chaste
And found Orgasm Denial to his taste.
Six months down the line,
She said "it's still not yet time"!
And so our good hubby stays Chaste

[Tom Allen]

[poor]

Hickory dickory dock,
This fella locked up his cock,
His wife said "Now you can't cum;
I'll do your bum!"
Hickory dickory dock.

[Tom Allen]

The third line doesn't scan, and the last line shouldn't be the same as the first.

Don't they teach y'all how to write dirty limericks anymore?

[poor]

It's a perversion of a UK nursery rhyme, originally involving a mouse and a clock.

[greengrass]

But those who have heard the original rhyme will know that the 3rd line is still too long. The original 3rd line is "the clock struck one".

Anyway, why let these trivial details get in the way of this moment of silliness. Well done poor

greengrass

[celticqueens_sub]

Very funny I'm crap at limericks... made me laugh though!

[WendyWicke]

I'm not good at LImericks either but since the baseball season ended and the Seattle Mariners were in last place again


there once was a girl from Tipperery
who locked up her man's twig and berries
She put the key in a box
and said she'd open the locks
when the Mariner's won the World Series!

What a devoted fan he would be!

[Birdy]

Hehehehe nice